It wasn't a matter of distress or inner conflict. His current situation needed to be handled with finesse, of course, but if it was too easy he'd know better than to trust it. Still, it was nice to take a break from all that earnestness for a drink or two and, of all things, a hot fudge sundae. Because sometimes a hot fudge sundae is just what you

( Owl to the Doctor )

It's been a while, all you wayward children of Hogwarts. I think it's time for a little more... music.

( Uh-oh, he sounds happy. )

"Jaaaack hurry up!" The Doctor called impatiently, bouncing on the balls of his feet. There was so much to see! Not that they were pressed for time, but he was eager to begin learning where things were, what things were. He'd been ready for this all morning and they wait was growing unbearable. How long did it take to throw on a pair of shoes? " ( Read more... )

[Wakes up in a very strange  room, even by his standards. Popcorn everywhere. He blinks and runs a hand through his hair, wondering how on Earth he wound up here and realizes his hair is very... slick. In fact so is the rest of him. It smells like..  He sniffs and then puts a finger in his mouth. Butter, He's absolutely covered in butter.  ( Read more... )

(( OOC: The CWB event is going so well! Everyone is being awesome and now it's time to wrap it up. We definitely have enough attackers, with enough luck, to defeat the bear. Since we have so many separate fight threads going on but there is only one Canadian Weasley Bear, we thought we should bring it all together. To avoid getting hung up on ( Read more... )

( The contestants are led from the limos to the house ... )

"...and then she and her mousy little paramour toss this sparkly stuff all over me. Say goodbye to that dress. But before I could stomp them both into so much sticky witchy goo, she claps her hands and suddenly I'm miles away, starting my descent from 30,000 feet. I could not believe they'd pull such a cheap, flashy trick! I mean, come on, ( Read more... )

The popcorn shifted, a bit more violently than usual, and a tallish, attractive blonde woman in a bright red dress appeared in the room, thoroughly doused with butter ( Read more... )

( From Kurama )